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February 23, 2009

Dear MTV: 

Please explain in detail why you have yet to release a complete set of the show that made countless gals navigating high school in the late 90s feel just a little bit less like freaks and a lot more like the kick-ass just-wait-until-I-hit-college-you-assholes heroines they were? The show otherwise known as Daria?

I know many people, myself included, who would pay good money to purchase an official DVD set, even one without all the useless bells and whistles (I believe some people call this "commentary") that accompany other such sets. Just the episodes would be great. The producers and distributors of that other show we idolized long before yours came along figured out that if you'll package it, we will come. What's the hold up?

I say we're willing to pay good money, but what I really mean is that if you can get it together and throw us a bone, maybe some of us will have found jobs and then we'll be ready to shell out the $70 you'll no doubt charge for said box sex set. Until then, we'd really appreciate having some D to watch that isn't "Is It Fall Yet?" and "Is It College Yet?" Because this is a recession, yo, and some of us need to laugh.

And Megavideo sucks.

Thanks,
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