To Read Makes Our Speaking English Good

I totally live in the wrong country. Not only does Woolworth's have the best Pic-n-Mix selection of any store in the universe ever (sold by the cup size, not by the pound!), but apparently it has Dalek helmet's, too.

Actually, I might live in the right country if this is how British men think women are to be wooed with Doctor Who:

Dalek-Voice Changer at Centre of Bizarre Kidnap Plot

James Wakefield hoped to win back his girlfriend's affections by having her abducted by a friend, then "heroically" rescuing her, a court heard.

He offered his friend Aaron Rawson £20,000 to take the woman to a wood and threaten to attack her, while wearing the helmet to disguise his voice.

Wakefield, 28, would then turn up and "save" her in the hope of winning her back, the court heard. 

Because nothing says 'I love you' like a not-so-carefully-orchestrated kidnapping plot! The first thing I look for in a guy is that gleam in his eye, the one that tells you that this relationship will inevitably end in an experience featuring "night vision goggles, handcuffs, an air pistol, a balaclava, a boiler suit and a knife block." 

Completely unrelated: mmmmm...Pic-n-Mix.

Story via io9