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Basketball teams? Nope. It's the Final Four ladies of Fug Madness 2008.

So who do we have left in this breakneck competition?

1. Sharon Stone
2. Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
3. Paris Hilton
4. Bai Ling

My money is still on Bai Ling.

Fug Madness

Sweet! For those of us who couldn't care less about the real March Madness, the Fug gals have created a happy little bracket game of their own. It's described as:

"...a little something we'd planned before loads of other people got bitten by the bracketology bug also, but that will not deter us. Imagine if this Web site somehow managed to take the Tournament out for drinks and they both ended up getting really drunk and finally admitted to each other that -- damn it! -- they're in love with each other. And always have been!  Cut to a bear skin rug and a roaring fire, and nine months later, Fug Madness arrives."

My $20 are riding on Bai Ling, mostly because she's consistent. Though the Olsen Twins could give her some serious competition, especially if they decide to step out together. We'll see.