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Feb. 20th, 2009

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Mea Culpa


Wow. Was Pipe-Wrench Fight really the last thing I posted here? That's just sad. I'm trying to remember where the rest of October, November, December and January went. It's all one big hazy ball of holidays and cross-country moves.

Thanks for the pokey reminder about LJ, [info]jules1278 . Sorry it took a few weeks to sink in :).

Random Fandom Things Currently Rocking My World:

1. Christopher Moore. Go to your local library and immediately check out Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend. Also, if they have it, pick up Bloodsucking Fiends. Proceed to laugh your ass off. I'm very impatiently waiting for the BF sequel You Suck: A Love Story to move down to my name in the queue.

2. Battlestar Galactica, season 3. All I have to say about the end of 2/beginning of 3 is...damn. Okay, I'll also say this: Balthar sucks. Hmmm. Now those buttons on Cafe Press (the ones that say "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Roslyn") make sense.

3. Dollhouse. It's about damn time Joss Whedon came back to television. We've only seen the pilot so far (and if you've seen more I'll thank you to not tell me about it--SPOILER FREE ZONE!) but I very much enjoyed watching Eliza Dushku get her ass-kicking groove on. More to follow as the show *fingers crossed* progresses.

4. Azar Nafisi. I picked up a copy of Reading Lolita in Tehran in January and I'm completely hooked. She has a new book--Things I've Been Silent About--but, alas, that damn library queue is getting in the way again.

Oct. 14th, 2008

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Sexy Vampire Books: Wine, Rose, and Women of the Night

I don't usually like cross-posting, but this one is kind of relevant to both sites and I want these two collections to be recommended everywhere because they're so much fun. So here goes...

Let's kick off this Halloween season, shall we? Alas, no Halloween Movie Fest for me this year, as I don't happen to be living with T & SA anymore. But I've modified the October ritual to my personal liking, having decided to focus on a wide range of vampire stories from all different literary eras. Aiding me in this endeavor are two volumes of surprising merit (I say surprising because I haphazardly picked them up from the entrance display at B&N), both of which compliment one another in ways I failed to notice until coming home. More on that in a second, but I have to say that it reminded me that there are people who know and love books working at B&N--probably former English majors practicing daily guerrilla warfare on an unsuspecting public in the fight to make people actually think about what they read--and it's one such person who put these two volumes next to one another.

Volume #1: Vampires, Wine, and Roses: Chilling Tales of Immortal Pleasure
I know, I know. It sounds like a schlocky romance novel, right? It's really, really not. It's just an incredibly cheesy title for an otherwise impressive collection. Edited by John Richard Stephens, this book has vampire stories from expected and very unexpected sources: Ann Rice, Voltaire, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allen Poe, John Keats, Thomas Hardy, Baudelaire, T.S. Elliot, Edith Wharton, Stephen King, Lord Byron, Ray Bradbury, Robert Louis Stevenson, and more. If you're anything like me, you're probably looking at this list and thinking "but _____ didn't write about vampires!" Yes, he/she did! This volume contains poetry, prose, song lyrics, and excerpts from longer novels. It's also--get this!--fully illustrated by Vince Locke. Check out the cover: V, W, & R Cover.

Volume #2
: Women of the Night
To be perfectly honest, I bought this volume based solely on the fact that it included Neil Gaiman's "Snow, Glass, Apples" in a vampire compilation. Because that's exactly where it should be. The only thing that would be even better were if it showed up in a collection that included some Angela Carter stories as well. Anyway, WotN focuses specifically on female vampires. As John Helfers points out in the Introduction, many scholars treat the vampire myth as something that sprung up in the 18th/19th century with the rise of Gothic Revival. Certainly, Dracula made a huge impact on the literary world. But female vampires have been featured in texts for a couple thousand years and have developed different mythic characteristics than their male counterparts. This collection features contemporary authors telling female vampire stories--Neil Gaiman, Philip K. Dick, Nancy Holder, Jane Yolen, etc.

What I didn't realize until reading the introduction of Women of the Night was that many of the stories referenced by Helfers and the writers featured in this book are included in Vampires, Wine, and Roses. So when he claims that an author's story borrows from Keats' Lamia, I can simply grab VW&R and--presto!--there's the poem (instead of having to drag out the book boxes and dig for my Norton Anthology, or try to track down what may or may not be a complete copy of the text on Google).

So the opening story in VW&R is a 1984 story by Ann Rice called "The Master of Rampling Gate." And it's everything a neo-gothic 20th century vampire story should be--sensual, melodramatic, a little bit ridiculous, and very, very sexy. You know...gothic. Here's an excerpt:

"He was walking with me under the gas lamps, his face all but shimmering with that same dark innocence, that same irresistible warmth. It seemed we were holding tight to each other in the very midst of a crowd. And the crowd was a living thing, a writhing thing, and everywhere there came a dark, rich aroma from it, the aroma of fresh blood.
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"And I felt the warmth filling me, charging me, blurring my vision until we broke free again, light and invisible, it seemed, as we moved over the rooftops and down again through the rain-drenched streets. But the rain did not touch us; the falling snow did not chill us; we had within ourselves a great and indissoluble heat. And together in the carriage we talked to each other in low, exuberant rushes of language; we were lovers; we were contsant; we were immortal. We were as enduring as Rampling Gate."

I leave you with a macro made by someone far cooler than myself after a particularly fun viewing of Interview with the Vampire



Happy Halloween!

Aug. 8th, 2008

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I'm only 120 pages into "Breaking Dawn"

So I can't really say too much about it yet. But I have to express two feelings that are rather overwhelming about the first bit (SPOILER free):

1. Will the men in Bella's life PLEASE stop obsessing so much over what happens (or doesn't happen) between her legs? It’s kind of creepy how Edward and Jacob’s concern for Bella’s “safety” is metaphoric concern for her chastity. Ironically, Charlie seems to be the only man who is primarily concerned with Bella’s mental and emotional well-being.

 

2. Dear Stephenie Meyer: I’m starting to get a little worried that you’re gonna go all Rosemary’s Baby on me. Please don’t. Sincerely, Abby.

End Rant.

 

Jul. 14th, 2008

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The Big Read Book Survey

I'm nabbing this from [info]ukelelerose, who I think nabbed it from [info]thekiwi first.

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed. [I wonder how the Big Read feels about English majors skewing their list. Because that's how I ended up reading a shitload of books most people never get around to (and some I kind of wish I hadn't)].

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them ;-)


My Stats:

Books Read: 57

Books Loved: 12

Intend to read:  11


The List )

Jun. 8th, 2008

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Twilight Squee and Random Meme

Saw the official movie poster for Twilight this weekend; I've become resigned to the fact that I'll probably never have a real, grown-up looking house because my love of fandom decoration always wins. There's no way I'm not framing that Twilight poster and putting it next to my framed Buffy poster. I'll be surprised if my living room doesn't catch on fire from the hottness of having Buffy, Angel, Edward, and Bella all smoldering at one another in such close proximity.


 

Feb. 4th, 2008

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I think I might have to become a Nerdfighter. Actually, I think I might already be one. If all you need to to do is be strange in public places in an ongoing fight to beat the boring people, then I'm fairly certain that publicly discussing topics such as rampant opium use among Romantic poets, Utopian ideals in BSG vs. Star Trek, "Why contemporary YA Lit blows most contemporary non-YA Lit out of the water," and how sad it is that Doctor Who isn't more popular in the US--all in one sitting--totally counts. If it doesn't, it should.

Anyway, this video is an interesting rant against censorship by YA author John Green (co-creator of the Nerdfighters), whose book is currently being debated at Depew High School in Buffalo, NY:



A simple cure for ridiculous censorship:
1. Locate stick hiding in ass
2. Remove it

Jan. 28th, 2008

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When Fandoms Collide, Part Deux

Masterpiece Theater is doing two months of Jane Austen adaptations! Can I get a literary woot?




Jan. 9th, 2008

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MBW Formation

I can't help but squee and laugh a little when my favorite authors go all politico and make fun literary connections to current events (even when it's in their own books). Scott Westerfeld posted some interesting thoughts on the "Missing Black Woman formation," or MBW, in his book So Yesterday. It's an advertising, entertainment, and political phenomenon that we actually see everywhere in American society. Whenever you see an obviously manufactured image of a racially diverse group of people, there's almost always a missing black woman. You'll have a white woman, white man, Latino man or woman, maybe an East Asian woman. But you rarely see a black woman in the mix. He uses The Mod Squad, The Matrix, and the Democratic presidential candidate line-up as examples of this in contemporary culture.

[Okay, I confess. My favorite bit of the post was the Mr. Smith reference with regards to the Republican candidate line-up. Hee. ]

Dec. 28th, 2007

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Scott and Justine featured in Village Voice

Check out this great article from the Village Voice about Scott Westerfeld and Justine Larbalestier. It's a great piece on YA fiction and how it seems to be thriving in the 21st century, despite the fact that it often feels like nobody is reading anything anymore. Also, it mentions several of the YA writers that came to Dragon*Con this year, all of whom contributed interesting and thought-provoking insights during panel discussions and graciously answered questions from teens and adults alike. They are very accessible and that goes a long way with the YA audience.

My favorite quote from the article is at the end:

"The nicest surprise amid all this careerist socializing is that the YA vanguard refuses to segregate themselves by subject matter. Authors of dark fantasy or science fiction mingle happily with those who chronicle private-school clique wars or gay romance. In contemporary young-adult lit, realism has no caste privilege over the fantastic. Teen consumers reject the thematic hierarchies that bedevil every other media market, unwittingly creating a utopia for iconoclasts like Scott and Justine, who write teen fiction because it frees their best ideas from the deadly limitations of any adult genre ghetto."

Meet the East Village "It" Couple of Young Adult Lit

Nov. 15th, 2007

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Mmm...cupcakes

Okay, I had my cupcake. Mmmmm...completely organic and full of yummy Black & Green chocolate. The urge to tumble down a shame spiral of whisky and no good men has passed.

Well, for the most part. Does it every *really* go away? )
In other news, I had an interesting conversation with my co-worker about books yesterday. She asked if I'd knew anything about The Golden Compass movie that's coming in December. I, quite enthusiastic to have something as fantastic as children's lit to talk about during an otherwise boring day, expressed great enthusiasm about the film and admitted that I had recently read all three books in the series and found them more than favorable. She then recounted a conversation she'd had with her mom the night before. SPOILER ALERT for TGC:

The kids killed God! and other bizarre GT rumors from people who haven't read the book )This post could use a bit of happy and I'm still suffering from a severe case of DoctorWhoitis, the symptoms for which are: reading fic when you should be doing other things, suddenly realizing you know exactly where "that scene" is in the menu of "Utopia", getting high off surfing through clever pics at DW icon communities, and trolling YouTube for fanvids to cheesy dance pop songs and weepy mainstream emo ballads. Here's my latest find of the former video variety:
The Sound of Drums )

Nov. 8th, 2007

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He totally IS the Big Cheese

The C. K. Williams reading was amazing. I'm a little bit in love with him, though that's obviously a pipe dream as he's both married and 71 years young. My faith in late 20th / early 21st century poetry was completely restored, especially in light of the fact that many young poets claim to be deeply influenced by him. He is a delightful man, equally good-natured and deadly serious about poetry, and he wore an adorable combo of an orange shirt and brown blazer with orange stripes. He also reads aloud beautifully. I was quite impressed with the whole event.

Also, in random squee, we saw Sissy Spacek at the reading. Seriously, she was sitting near the back and she hovered around afterwards, I assume in order to have a book signed once the line died down. My roommate elbowed me and whispered "Sissy Spacek is somewhere in the room." My immediate thought was "ZOMG, I have to call Amanda [my sister] right now and tell her I'm standing 20 feet away from the coal miner's daughter!" Apparently, she lives around here, but I've never bumped into her at Whole Foods or anywhere else in town before (like others I know have).

Nov. 7th, 2007

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The Big Cheese

Arrrggghhhh. Still no book review; sorry, all, but I'm just too busy today to crank out another. I promise a double one for tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm going to see this man read tonight:

C.K. Williams



According to my roommate, who is studying for her Master's of Fine Arts in writing, C. K. Williams is "the big cheese" of contemporary American poets. He's won pretty much every literary prize possible, save the Nobel, teaches writing at Princeton, and spends half the year in Paris. This will be an interesting change from the usual Wednesday night readings featuring local MFA writers. For one thing, unlike Baja Bean on the Corner, the UVA Bookstore, sadly, does not serve alcohol.

So we'll see how it goes.

Nov. 4th, 2007

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Review #3: Peeps (Scott Westerfeld)

Westerfeld, Scott. Peeps. New York: Razorbill, 2005.

ISBN: 978-1595140838

Which of the following doesn't belong?

A)Science

B)Evolution

C)Vampires

D)Parasites

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Review #1: The Innocent Man (John Grisham)

Grisham, John. The Innocent Man: Murder and Injustice in a Small Town. New York: Doubleday, 2006.
ISBN-13: 978-0385517232

Oct. 29th, 2007

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For those of us too chicken to do NaNoWriMo there is...

Here's where I'll be participating in National Blog Posting Month:

www.xanga.com/abbylyne

I'm trying to remember why I decided to sign up for NaBloPoMo this year. Something about wanting to flex my writing muscles. Now that it's three days away, the slight panic of "shit...I have to post every day!" has kicked in. I guess I got kind of lucky with my poll; the winning subject of November's blogging is "Fiction and/or Non-Fiction Book Reviews." I read a lot of books, so this shouldn't be too hard to keep up with.

So now I'm compiling a list of books that I've read recently or am reading now to review. I'm also a few short, so I need suggested readings from anyone who would care to weigh in. I'm an eclectic reader and welcome pretty much any recommendation. I read fairly fast, though please don't recommend a 750 page English translation of a Russian novel. Nobody's that fast. I want to blog, not die. Here's the list so far:

Things I've already read recently (two months):
Fiction:

Eclipse (Stephenie Meyer)s

City of Bones (Cassandra Clare)

Peeps and The Last Days (Scott Westerfeld)

Uglies Trilogy: Uglies, Pretties, and Specials (Scott Westerfeld)

Magic or Madness Trilogy: Magic or Madness, Magic Lessons, and Magic's Child (Justine Larbalestier)

His Dark Materials Trilogy: The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass (Phillip Pullman)

Non-Fiction:

The Innocent Man: Murder and Injustice in a Small Town (John Grisham)

40 Days and 40 Nights: Darwin, Intelligent Design, God, OxyContin, and Other Oddities on Trial in Pennsylvania (Matthew Chapman)

The Death of Innocents: An Eyewitness Account of Wrongful Execution (Sister Helen Prejean)

Summer for the Gods: The Scopes Trial and America’s Continuing Debate Over Science and Religion (Edward J. Larson)

Thing I’ll be reading shortly (waiting for me at the library):

Non-Fiction:

Blackwater: The Rise of the World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army (Jeremy Scahill)

Generation Kill: Devil Dogs, Iceman, Captain America, and the New Face of American War (Evan Wright)

Babylon by Bus: Or, the True Story of Two Friends Who Gave Up Their Valuable Franchise Selling “Yankees Suck” T-Shirts at Fenway To Find Meaning and Adventure in Iraq (Ray LeMoine, Jeff Neumann, and Donovan Webster

Fiction:

Extras (Scott Westerfeld)

If you want to see a review of anything else, let me know (that includes anyone reading this by RSS feed, too). I need 10 more books; in case of a crunch, I could always reach into the well of books I’ve read multiple times over the years (All the President’s Men, A Wrinkle in Time, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, etc.), but I prefer to find new things and love getting recommendations.

Oct. 12th, 2007

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Syphilitic Insanity and Incestuous Necrophilia

Last weekend (October 7) was the 158th anniversary of Edgar Allen Poe's death. On Saturday night my roommate and I drove out to the Pleasant Grove Plantation House in Palmyra, VA for an event called "Nevermore: A Celebration of Edgar Allen Poe." The night included dramatic readings and performances of The Tell-Tale Heart, The Cask of Amontillado, Annabelle Lee, Eldorado, and more. The special guest of the evening was Dr. Hal Poe, a man who billed himself as a "direct descendant of E. A. Poe," though Poe had no children (I think he was related to a cousin, nephew, or niece). However, I'd never seen Dr. Hal Poe before and had no way of picking him out of a crowd.

Why would identifying Dr. Poe in a crowd be important? Because of what happened during the intermission. After a particularly funny/creepy dramatic performance of the story Bernice the audience was given a ten-minute break and encouraged to visit the plantation house kitchen and peruse the display set up by the Poe Museum in Richmond. So we (my roommate and I) did. We grabbed some brochures, giggled at the Poe bobbleheads, and then wandered out onto the terrace. There were a couple of people milling around, including a couple of younger looking museum employees and a middle-aged man in a blue blazer and bow tie. Said roommate and I proceeded to have the following conversation (keep in mind that we'd just heard Bernice):

Roommate: (reading brochure) There's a Poe Writing Workshop for teens! Wait a minute...what? Can you imagine what  kind of teen would emerge from the Poe writing workshop?
Me: (imitating an announcers voice) "Teenagers: you, too, can learn how to write about syphilitic insanity and necrophilia!"
Roommate:
incestuous necrophilia.
Me: *laughs* That's right! "You, too, can learn how to write about syphilitic insanity and incestuous necrophilia!"
Roommate: "Sign up today!"
Man in bow tie and blazer: *chuckles loudly and walks into the house*

We hadn't really intended for anyone else to hear that particular conversation, but at least he seemed to be amused and not horrified (especially as my voice tends to betray glee at pretty much all fantastically gothic sensibilities). We returned to our seats and watched in part horror and part amusement as Mr. Bow-Tie-and-Blazer himself was introduced as Dr. Hal Poe. He proceeded to read his "ancestor's" poetry and prose in a delightfully thick central Virginian accent, the kind you only hear in a 90 mile line between Richmond and Lynchburg. Yep, that was my foray into the world of literary faux pas involving actual relatives of famous writers.

Oct. 10th, 2007

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Jasper and Emmett are *so* getting it on!

Ring the bells, slashers! There's a new [info]twilight_slash community on LJ!

I've been searching for Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse slash since becoming obsessed with reading Twilight. Random story: my mom asked me for a list of things I'd like for Christmas and I put Twilight on the list because I saw it in B&N and thought the cover was pretty. Plus, it was about vampires and I'm a total vampire fiction slut. Little did I know that I'd love it so much.

Thanks to someone named [info]kaiwynn here is a list of Stephenie Meyer-verse slash fic:

Hawt-and-Awesome Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse Slash!

Sep. 22nd, 2007

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Me 'n My Daemon Myron



In case it's not loading, my daemon is a male lion named Myron. I am modest, softly spoken, competitive, spontaneous, and solitary.

Jun. 17th, 2007

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"...my burning cheek pressed against the impeccable linen of the pillow...."

"I remember how, that night, I lay awake in the wagon-lit in a tender, delicious ecstasy of excitement, my burning cheek pressed against the impeccable linen of the pillow and the pounding of my heart mimicking that of the great pistons ceaselessly thrusting the train that bore me through the night, away from Paris, away from girlhood, away from the white, enclosed quietude of my mother�s apartment, into the unguessable country of marriage." (pg. 1, "The Bloody Chamber")

*Swoon.* I might have to update my list of favorite authors. 

I have finally been able to start in on my birthday present from K, a fabulous art historian and fangirl of all things fairy tale related. This year, she gave me a copy of The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter, a collection of short stories that explore the menacing undertones of several classic fairy tales. She covers Beauty and the Beast, Puss-in-Boots, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and several other traditional "princess" stories. But it�s the story "The Bloody Chamber" that is truly haunting. A retelling of Bluebeard, the story is set in vaguely Edwardian times (sometime c. 1910-1925) and features the first-person narration of a 17 year old bride who has recently wed an extremely wealthy man many years her senior. All of the same classic elements of the story are there: he takes her to his castle in the absolute middle of nowhere, hastily gives her all of the keys to his house as he runs out on "business," tells her that she can explore any room except one (the one where he goes to "savour the rare pleasure of imagining [himself] wifeless"), she searches the house, and finds his special room which turns out to be a bloody torture chamber containing two embalmed ex-wives and third very recently murdered wife with fresh wounds from an Iron Maiden. What makes Carter's retelling special is that, unlike many heroines, the young girl knows immediately that she has been set up. Not only in her specific circumstance--being trapped in the security of an advantageous marriage and isolated in a secluded castle with a predator--but also on a meta level as a young girl who exists on a that paradoxical pedestal of patriarchal sexual schizophrenia where her most valuable asset in securing a husband is her youth and maidenhood, the two things which must be relinquished in marriage. After finding the chamber and upon hearing the imminence of her husband�s return, the unnamed heroine realizes:

"I had been tricked into my own betrayal to that illimitable darkness whose source I had been compelled to seek in his absence and, now that I had med that shadowed reality of his that came to life only in the presence of its own atrocities, I must pay the price of my new knowledge. The secret of Pandora�s box; but he had given me the box, himself, knowing I must learn the secret. I had played a game in which every move was governed by a destiny as oppressive and omnipotent as himself, since that destiny was himself; and I had lost. Lost at a charade of innocence and vice in which he had engaged me. Lost, as the victim loses to the executioner." (pg. 34, "The Bloody Chamber")

She was never supposed to win. And yet she does. Her mother (not her brothers, as is told in the traditional version) arrives at the castle unbidden and barely stops him from beheading her daughter, offering only this as an explanation for her intuitive reception of a daughter�s plight: "I've never heard you cry before." Carter understands that there are few words sufficient enough to explain a feminine bond that transcends distance and, occasionally, even time, and yet she recognizes that bond as a force for good, a force for action and salvation that is not to be dismissed for lack of logical, rational, or scientific "proof."

On a more cerebral level, what I love most about "The Bloody Chamber" is that the language switches so quickly from amazingly erotic ("my burning cheek pressed against the impeccable linen of the pillow") to chillingly ominous ("tricked into my own betrayal to that illimitable darkness"). That, and the fact that Carter�s collection of stories paved the way for Neil Gaiman�s Smoke and Mirrors, particularly with regards to the Snow White story. Yes, I'm a shameless vampire fangirl and I admit that I love Gaiman�s short story "Snow, Glass, Apples." So I guess the point of this ramble is that I highly recommend The Bloody Chamber to anyone with an interest in stories of deceptively whimsical malice, which is of course the bread-and-butter of the Gothic novel and apparently still thriving.

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